Tumblr (3.0; @shakespeareplaysneopets)http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cfa07251527e720e666fb5857e5927d/tumblr_mix4myJc2P1qzv6tro1_500.jpg"/><br/> This is my favourite photo of all time. I look stupid but Viola and Soupfaerie look fantastic.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5cddea3097fd0dadd379148c47ae30b/tumblr_mix4myJc2P1qzv6tro3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> Everyone really liked my tail. That sounds weird.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ffa811aab6eef7effb5aa2647d5b43c/tumblr_mix4myJc2P1qzv6tro2_500.jpg"/><br/> That's a real katana on my back. Not the smartest move.<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.snarkie.com/post/44206313875/its-almost-time-and-i-still-havent-chosen-a">snarkie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s almost time and I still haven’t chosen a faction. I’d never have figured myself a thief but my past Halloween costumes seem to indicate my true proclivities.</p> <p><span>I’m having a hard time denying the other leaders, though. The </span>Duchess<span> and L&L especially.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT IS THIS DREADFUL SPORT?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/44253082483http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/44253082483Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:09:00 -0500SESSASESSA!unconverted<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6d39c20aa61e722c8c36d23dd1a3fe8/tumblr_miy3uu5ZFo1rvl89qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>WHY DOST THOU GLEEK ME</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/44232936938http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/44232936938Thu, 28 Feb 2013 14:37:42 -0500Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeopetsunconverted<p>Wherefore dost—</p> <p>……Prithee, what is this “cup” thou all speakest of?!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xypy5yyE1r86658.jpg"/></p> <p>That is the only “cup” I dost know!</p> <p>Bastards don’t know what they art talking about!</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22947080945http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22947080945Sat, 12 May 2012 23:23:00 -0400sorry i've redone this three times omfgShakespeare plays NeopetsNeopetsAltador Cupunconverted<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3was5nOg31rvl89qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hark, fellow countrymen! Anon!</p> <p>I fain came upon a (how doth one say it…) “Game”.</p> <p>I have ne’er played such a thing ere.</p> <p>Thou art supposedly “dressing up”—</p> <p>Prithee, may someone explain wherefore these creatures need clothes?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22888393662http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22888393662Sat, 12 May 2012 01:48:00 -0400Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeopetsunconverted<p>Sudden superflux of &#8220;Followers&#8221;; yet even my time here has been scant&#8230; Hie! Why art thou following me?!, Have thy nothing better to do?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22827965013http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22827965013Fri, 11 May 2012 01:07:43 -0400Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeotagunconverted<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrypteris.tumblr.com/post/22826966577">angrypteris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>for who would bear the whips and scorns of time</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucm54o1t1r66fmn.png"/></p> <p>the oppressor’s wrong</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucnqJKrw1r66fmn.png"/></p> <p>the proud man’s contumely</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucz2Oz5z1r66fmn.png"/></p> <p>the pangs of despis’d love</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucwx5D8l1r66fmn.png"/></p> <p>the law’s delay </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucposBPG1r66fmn.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Art thou trying to suggest I?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22827376561http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22827376561Fri, 11 May 2012 00:51:43 -0400suggest = seducejust go with itunconverted<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucw0nn5W1rvl89qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ho!</p> <p>Whence are thy suddenly appearing?</p> <p>Wherefore dost thou “Follow” I?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22826856796http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22826856796Fri, 11 May 2012 00:38:00 -0400Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeotagunconverted<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uc2457K71rvl89qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hie thee! “Neopia”? Wherefore hath one created such an absurd land?!</p> <p>Hark!</p> <p>Pity on these sick bastards trying to estrange us; fill thy heads with such tomfooleries!</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22826462617http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22826462617Fri, 11 May 2012 00:28:56 -0400Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeopetsunconverted<p>Ho! Whence dost one begin such saucy of tasks?</p>http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22825445972http://shakespeareplaysneopets.tumblr.com/post/22825445972Fri, 11 May 2012 00:05:54 -0400Shakespeare plays NeopetsNeotagunconverted